Watch an example ↓Their photo. Your inside jokes.
A custom birthday roast video starring them.
One photo + the things you always tease them about. We turn it into a custom birthday roast song and music video, with their face in every ridiculous scene.
Create their birthday roastPreview free. Unlock for $39. No card needed to start.
Hear the song. Watch the video. Then decide.
Three steps. One very roasted birthday.
Upload their photo
One clear picture of their face. We make them the star of the video.
Tell us the dirt
Their golf obsession. Their terrible cooking. That story everyone still tells.
Preview the birthday roast
Get the song and video by email. Love it? Unlock the clean downloads for $39.
Better than another coffee mug.
A funny birthday gift only you could give.
The funniest part is recognizing them. Their catchphrase becomes a lyric. Their obsession becomes a scene. Your personalized birthday video is built from the details you share.
The whole roast
$39- ✓ Full music video starring their face
- ✓ Original birthday roast song as an MP3
- ✓ All the funny pictures to keep
- ✓ Clean downloads, without watermarks
- ✓ One payment. No subscription.
For your favorite birthday troublemaker.
An adult who loves an inside joke, whether they are turning 30, 40, 50, or simply getting another year harder to shop for.
Your best friend
The legendary group-trip story. The catchphrase. The hobby the whole group chat hears about.
Your partner or family
Their kitchen experiments, their favorite obsession, and the little habits you know by heart.
Your coworker
The office coffee ritual, the meeting catchphrase, and the running jokes your team shares.
You choose the details. Keep it affectionate and pick jokes they will enjoy.
Before you roast the birthday person…
Is it really free to preview?
Yes. Create their roast without a card, then listen and watch the watermarked preview. Pay $39 once if you want the clean downloads. No subscription.
What do I get for $39?
The full music video without watermarks, the original song as an MP3, and the pictures. Download them, send the video, or play it at the birthday party.
Do I need to write a song?
No. Just tell us their habits, obsessions, and your favorite embarrassing story. You supply the material; we turn it into a roast song. Anything made up must come from you, too.
How long does it take?
Usually about ten minutes, though busy periods can take longer. We email you a link when it is ready, so you can close the tab.
Who is this for?
An adult friend, partner, sibling, parent, or coworker who enjoys being teased. Keep it affectionate, use a photo you have permission to use, and choose jokes they will enjoy.
Make this the gift everyone plays twice.
Create their birthday roastPreview free. Pay $39 only if you love it.