Whose birthday are we roasting?

A photo and the dirt on them. We'll do the rest.

Their nameWhat are they like?

Give us three little things to work with. Names and specific stories make the jokes feel like them.

Obsessed with: What could they talk about for hours?
Always teased for: What habit gets an eye-roll from everyone?
Never living down: What happened that still gets brought up?

Want to invent something? Add it yourself: "secretly collects Beanie Babies." Real or made up, you supply the material. We turn it into lyrics.

A sentence or two at least

Occasion

Are they a guy or a gal?

Sets the singing voice and how they're dressed in the pictures.

Your email

We'll email you the link when it's ready — it takes a few minutes, so you don't have to sit here.

Preview free. Unlock the video, song, and pictures for $39 if you love it.

By continuing you confirm they're an adult you know personally, you have the right to use this photo, and you'll own how you share the result — see our Terms. It's a comedy gift; know your audience.