Who are we roasting?

A photo and a few of their crimes. We'll do the rest.

Their nameWhat are they like?

The more specific, the funnier. Habits, obsessions, things they'll never live down.

🤫 Make stuff up too! Toss in a ridiculous secret hobby — "plays with Barbies in the attic," "still collects Beanie Babies," "secretly watches Real Housewives." The made-up ones get the biggest laughs.

A sentence or two at least

Occasion

Are they a guy or a gal?

Sets the singing voice and how they're dressed in the pictures.

Your email (optional)

So we can send the link when it's ready — it takes a few minutes.

Free to make. Only pay if you like it.

By continuing you confirm they're an adult you know personally, you have the right to use this photo, and you'll own how you share the result — see our Terms. It's a comedy gift; know your audience.